he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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