bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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