i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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