Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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