now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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