I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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