Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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