Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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