We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
the gays at disneyland are vicious
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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