There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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