I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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