Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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