I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
soo... how was my night?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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