i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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