i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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