wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize