Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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