On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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