Non-Jews are for practice
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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