Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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