she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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