you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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