Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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