Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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