So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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