My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
it glows. i had to have it.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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