My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
how do flat chested girls get laid?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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