we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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