How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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