And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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