He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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