You work out of a Hotel?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
