Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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