I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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