So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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