What a fucking waste of an outfit
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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