Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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