Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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