Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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