What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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