i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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