The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think your dad took our porno
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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