we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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