I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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