he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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