you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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