The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it glows. i had to have it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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