Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.

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(305): View more from Florida

I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"

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(503): View more from Oregon

My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.

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(614): View more from Ohio

woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

wanna hang out tonight and remember it?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times

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(402): View more from Nebraska

A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten

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