i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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