I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
