i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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