"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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