I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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