fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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